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sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

m0stlydead:

usuallyantisocial:

mantaradius:

firetrucking-himym:

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

red heads would in fact be satanic 

Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato

*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*

(Source: howimetmusic)


stiles-stilinsking:

mollyiswideawake:

the-eleventh-blog:

iwanty0ubleeders:

can you imagine

if google just disappeared from the internet 

and then we couldn’t google what happened to it

because google was gone 

image

It took me a good two minutes to work out that that is a picture of a person in a translucent waterslide and not someone trapped in a human test tube in a horror film

this is why we need google

(Source: mattfrombusted)


mugglebornheadcanon:

109. When Muggleborn students first learn elemental spells, there is always at least one who has to say: “Water, Earth, Fire, Air.” As soon as they said it, the other Muggleborns immediately laugh and join in, much to the confusion of the Purebloods and Teachers.


denaerys:

according to robin the mathemagician, the baby on the mans foot will either hit the floor head first, or will continue doing a few saltos before finally hitting the ground. needless to say robin and the rest of us had a very good time in the park View Larger

denaerys:

according to robin the mathemagician, the baby on the mans foot will either hit the floor head first, or will continue doing a few saltos before finally hitting the ground. needless to say robin and the rest of us had a very good time in the park


gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him